We are the collective, working day and night to expose the fact that Skrillsquatches are real and are quite possibly ripping up a party with their angry forrest dubstep....
P.s. a Skrillsquatch is the offspring of Sasquatch and Skrillex
As the family goes, so goes the Skrillsquatch and so goes the whole world in which we live.
All very successful Sqrillsquatches are prima donnas and must be so treated.” (This was later changed to commander to cover up the existence of the Skrillsquatch)